So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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