roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
