in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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