Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Randomize
