but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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