they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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