remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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