tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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