he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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