Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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