we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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