you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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