Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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