You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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