i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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