So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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