At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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