I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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