i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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