D3 body, D1 cock
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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