I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Randomize
