a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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