i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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