i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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