I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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