I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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