Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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