Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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