why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
