He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
