You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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