Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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