I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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