What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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