i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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