I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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