Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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