I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I would ride that face into the sunset
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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