1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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