Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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