JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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