Only a mothe r could love this liver
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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