Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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