The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
