I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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