Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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