The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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