Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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