If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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