Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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